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Hard Facts

Who said you can’t learn anything from studying ceilings?

Impress family, friends and coworkers with a few tidbits from the 'Slide Hard Facts' book.

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime
Men are six times more likely than women to peruse sexually explicit material on the Internet
The smallest erect penis on record was just 1cm long
Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm

25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.
According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female "hysteria" during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria's anxiety-related symptoms.
During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.

Each day, there are over 100 million sex acts taking place all over the world.
Sex burns 360 calories per hour!
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
It takes a sperm one hour to swim 7 inches.
“Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
“Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
The average size of an erect penis is 5 inches, and the average flaccid penis measures about 3 inches.
Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour.
Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean.

For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages (what category would Slide fit into).
In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. If you haven’t used it by then, it’s time for a few new pickup lines.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.
In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.